The prof says NUH has a sperm bank. Potential donors please take note, the procedure goes like this:
First you’re given a small cup. Then you’re directed to a private room, called a masturbarium, where there is blue entertainment of all kinds to aid you in completing your arduous task. After you are sufficiently entertained, you get on with the job. Finally, hand the cup over to the medical personnel and receive payment of $100.
I seriously lol-ed at the name masturbarium.