Archive for August, 2015
Five Ways to Kill a Man
There are many cumbersome ways to kill a man.
You can make him carry a plank of wood
to the top of a hill and nail him to it.
To do this properly you require a crowd of people
wearing sandals, a cock that crows, a cloak
to dissect, a sponge, some vinegar and one
man to hammer the nails home.
Still can’t believe our little island will be voting on 11 September! I was hoping that the General Election would be held next year. For now we’ll all have to endure the requisite name calling, mud slinging and shade throwing among the parties and populace till then, extinguishing the last vestiges of goodwill generated by the recent SG50 birthday bash.
Was on one of my usual jaunts through Wikipedia, this time delving into medieval European royalty, when I clicked to this odd-looking word – baldachin!
Was googling for something when I stumbled upon this French-looking word – vernissage!
Yesterday night, I was observing my brother studying feverishly at his desk, and suddenly noticed that there were no fewer than ten yellow highlighters – from various brands – scattered around him……
And now…… looking forward to SG75 and of course, SG100!
Happy 50th birthday Singapore, our sunny island set in the sea!
(Now that the big shebang’s over, I wonder if SG50 fever will finally subside……)